100+ Funny Captions for Instagram (to get MORE Likes Guaranteed)

Looking for a Funny Instagram caption? Look no further! We've selected the best funny caption that are sure to leave an impression. Add a dash of humor to your Instagram feed with these witty captions! Or use our Instagram caption generator to generate even more ideas for free!

General Funny Captions for Instagram

Pick the ones that tickle your funny bone and spread the laughter on Instagram!

• "My bed and I are in a committed relationship."
• "Life's a circus, and I'm the clown."
• "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
• "Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
• "If you were looking for a sign, here it is—laugh more."
• "I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode."
• "My diet plan: make all the food disappear."
• "I'm not short; I'm vertically efficient."
• "I'm not weird; I'm limited edition."
• "I put the 'elusive' in exclusive."
• "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's uplifting."
• "I'm not a morning person or a night owl. I'm a perpetually tired pigeon."
• "My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like, 'I know, right?'"
• "My life is a series of awkward and humiliating moments."
• "I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right."
• "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch—I call it lunch."
• "Witty by birth, sarcastic by choice."
• "Keep calm and pretend it's on the lesson plan."
• "If you see me talking to myself, I'm having a staff meeting."
• "I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."

Holidays Funny Captions for Instagram

Feel free to share these festive and funny captions during the holiday season!

• "Sleigh my name, sleigh my game."
• "Holidaze and confused but still festive."
• "Eat, drink, and be elf-y."
• "Christmas calories don't count, right?"
• "Jingle bells, my sanity smells."
• "Merry everything and a happy always."
• "May your days be merry and selfie-worthy."
• "Trying to find the holiday spirit like... in the fridge."
• "The elf did it; I'm just here for the cookies."
• "New Year's resolution: figure out where I left my resolutions last year."
• "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. My mistake; those are marshmallows."
• "Dear Santa, define 'nice.'"
• "Elf-obsessed and ready to spread some cheer."
• "Hanging with my jingle buddies."
• "My favorite exercise during the holidays is lifting cookies."
• "Deck the halls with boughs of holly... or pizza."
• "My holiday plans? Eat, sleep, and avoid responsibility."
• "Pro tip: New Year's resolutions are just last year's to-do list."
• "I'm on the 'nice list,' but I've got a backup plan."
• "Holiday spirit level: Buddy the Elf."

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Funny Puns for Instagram Captions

Feel free to sprinkle these pun-tastic captions on your Instagram posts!

• "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
• "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
• "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
• "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
• "I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."
• "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
• "Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak."
• "Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
• "I'm friends with all electricians. We have such a current connection."
• "I'm friends with all gardeners because they have the best compost."
• "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
• "What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta."
• "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
• "I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."
• "I'm not a baker, but I knead you."
• "Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired."
• "I started a new business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."
• "Puns about vegetables are corny, but lettuce romaine calm."
• "I'm writing a book on anti-gravity. It's uplifting."
• "I only tell dad jokes on days that end in 'Y.'"

Dad Jokes for Instagram Captions

Enjoy sharing these dad jokes on your Instagram!

• "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."
• "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
• "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
• "I'm writing a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
• "Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
• "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
• "I only tell dad jokes on days that end in 'Y.'"
• "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."
• "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
• "What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta."
• "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
• "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
• "Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged."
• "What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta."
• "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
• "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's uplifting."
• "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
• "Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired."
• "I'm friends with all electricians. We have such a current connection."
• "I'm friends with all gardeners because they have the best compost."
• "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
• "I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough."
• "I'm not a baker, but I knead you."
• "I started a new business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."
• "I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
• "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
• "My life is a series of awkward and humiliating moments."
• "I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right."
• "My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like, 'I know, right?'"
• "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch—I call it lunch."